Storytime!

This is the story of how Nintendhater was born.


There used to be a boy, 10 years old, who simply LOVED Nintendo. He only had a gamecube and a DS, but he was their biggest fan. He made Mario fan stories all the time, and didn't even know of the PS or the xbox's existence. One day, that 10 year old decided he wanted a wii. He got that wii, and he just didn't like it. Then he saw the Truth. Other kids at school had already seen It. The games had the WORST graphics, and were repetitive. He found the competitors were much better.

The games were just what he had inside always wanted. As his love for the other consoles grew, so did his dislike for Ninty (which he refused to call it that anymore) Then, he made important discoveries, such as console power, and graphics, and ratings and all that crap.

He realized that Nintendo was always lacking in those categories. The competitors were much, much better. Now, he just hated Nintendo. They had cheated him out of hid money. There was something so much better available. He thought, "why couldn't Nintendo be like these guys?"

Because Nintendo wanted money off of cheap graphics, and power. And they got it, too. It was unfair to the public, yet they kept on buying the same old Mario game with a different title every 3 years.

The boy, now about 13, was just sick with Nintendo. He was done. He apologized to his mother for making her buy his crap. And he cheerfully threw every Nintendo product he had in the trash.

Then he realized, why did people not know the Truth? He, now 15, had watched people on the youtube wii u video saying how AWESOME it was. But these people just didn't know. It was a shame.

He had seen people trolling, (arbit, aziantroll) and practiced how they trolled. He thought that if he added a bit more intellect to the statements ( no offense, fellow trolls), people would see the Truth.

Thus, he started researching his future enemies. He knew that as soon as he posted the first hated comment, people would come like mice to the trap.

He did just that, and everybody did exactly what he thought they would do. They didn't see It. But he did.

And that is the story of how Nintendhater was born.

The End.