100 Reasons Fanboys Hate Nintendo

http://www.gamesradar.com/100-reasons-fanboys-hate-nintendo/

1. RAM Expansion
2. Pikachu N64
3. Hey You! Pikachu
4. Nine years of B&W Game Boy
5. DS Lite has different charger
6. "Gamers were bored before Wii"
7. Still advertising Wii Sports
8. Electroplankton
9. Watermelon N64
10. Controller Paks
11. Sensor Bar
12. Burying us in Pokemon...
13. virtual migraine
14. Super Scope 6
15. Solar Jetman
16. Celebs toting GameCubes
17. "My name is Reggie. I'm about kicking ass."
18. ROB
19. Excitebike don't work!
20. Mario 2 is a dream
21. Censoring blood in MK
22. Play it Loud! ads
23. Super fx chip
24. Luigi's Mansion
25. Friend Codes
26. Motion Controls gimmicky
27. Weak Wii hardware
28. No hard drive
29. 480p max rez
30. Lazy designers don't use touch screen on DS
31. Industry bully (esp. '80s)
32. Wii Fit
33. Game Boy Micro
34. The Wizard - PowerGlove scene
35. Weak 3rd party support
36. Same shit, different Zelda
37. Starfox Adventures
38. "High horse" attitude
39. Mario is Missing
40. Miis lack customization
41. Piss-poor online setup
42. GameCube modem
43. Expensive cart games (N64)
44. Letting Rare go crazy
45. GBA connectivity underused
46. Abandoning the hardcore
47. Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games
48. N64-DD
49. Still no portable GC
50. Zelda CD-I games (50)
51. The Dog from Duck Hunt
52. Red Steel ad - loser hiding behind couch
53. Wiimote condom
54. Wii have a problem
55. Media blacklisting
56. Wii Parties (evites)
57. Nintendo hates the environment (Greenpeace)
58. Wii marketing materials - 12yo girl b-day party
59. NES controller - rectangular corners
60. N64 Controller 'L' Button
61. GC Controller - kidneys, 1 bumper, etc.
62. Super Mario Sunshine Graffiti missions
63. Miis can't do anything!
64. Shortages - STILL?!?
65. Link looks like the elf from Rudolph
66. Real games, plz (magnetica, brain age, big brain academy, vision training, flash focus, picross)
67. Mario Party injuries
68. Old Man carrying a load in his pants
69. No online freebies like Japan
70. Wind Waker makeover
71. Lost Final Fantasy to Sony
72. Mom's Wii blog
73. Wii tour for soccer moms
74. Wii Photo Channel
75. You know, for kids!! (Manhunt 2)
76. Sailing in Wind Waker
77. Sailing in Phantom Hourglass
78. Sailing in Uncharted Waters
79. Cooking games
80. SMB movie
81. Hot Topic merchandise whoring
82. Gamecube handle
83. Crap RPGS
84. Iwata: "Customers don't want online games."
85. GBA cart batteries dying
86. NinjaBread Man / Annubis 2 / Rock n Roll Adventures / Billy the Wizard
87. Nicole Kidman DS ads in Europe
88. Finally got Crystal Chronicles
89. Crappy DS ports of big-name games (Need for Speed, Burnout, Call of Duty etc)
90. Kid electrocuted in Thailand
91. Yamauchi: "Our Customers don't know what they want."
92. Yamauchi: "[People who play RPGs are] depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games."
93. Yamauchi: "Customers are not interested in grand games"
94. Classic franchise not selling well -  Metroid
95. GameBoy peripherals that suck: e-reader
96. ...printer
97. ...back light
98. ...front light
99. ...pocket recording studio
100. Glut of crappy Virtual Console games


Update! (2-11-12) Congrats, this is the most popular post on the blog so far!

Youtube Favorites

Below are four videos dedicated to the hating of Nintendo. And the 360. Plus there's one awesome game trailer. Okay, you know what? My youtube favorites.

Enjoy!

The Blog So Far (II)

It's been a joyride, posting on this blog. I've interviewed fags, expressed my opinion, and advertised the hell out of it. Here's an update on how the blog's going.

-147 views. You know what, people? That SUCKS. I know at least one of you 147 are on Facebook or Twitter or even Myspace (blech). And if you have friends, which I really hope you do, there's nothing wrong with telling them about the blog.

-1 member. Another disappointment. If you read the blog and enjoy it, become a damn member. That's as nice as I can put it.

-Our one member is SonyPWNsNintendont. Congrats, man. Also, I would like to point at that he has also started a blog. Now, there are probably two common reactions to this.

"Oh, brother..."

"Ooh, competition!"

As for the first response, you can suck it. As for the second one, there is no competition. The goal of this blog is to spread the Truth, and that's exactly what a second blog is accomplishing. Now, know that I will not give a link every single post to the blog, entitled Sony Does What Nintendont. Instead, there is a dandy link to the right, under the subheading Fellow Nintendhaters.

-To all of those Nintendrones out there, if you'd like an interview to be posted here on the blog, P.M. me on Youtube.

-Speaking of Youtube, know that this blog is a collaboration with my Y.T. Channel. So you're not really getting the full experience.

-Next, some links to end the post:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Nintendhater?feature=mhsn
http://www.youtube.com/user/SonyPWNsNintendont
http://sonydoeswhatnintendont.blogspot.com/
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Fag of the Week: Sbroproductions (Otherwise known as Wegotlazy)

I know what you're saying.

"Nintendhater, why haven't you posted in a while?"

Well, the laziness monster crept up on me and attacked. I am using all of my willpower to type this post, which let me tell you, takes a lot of work.

Now on to the actual topic, our new fag of the week! This week, our fag is Sbroproductions, whose channel can be found on Youtube at any time.

"But why is he a fag, Nintendhater?"

It's not he, it's them. Sbro's account is ran by two brothers, Michael and David. Or at least, that's what they claim. They, or he, who knows, who cares, also have an alternate account, as I do, and plenty of other Youtubers. This is why our second, or first or whatever, fag of the week is Wegotlazy, who's so pathetic he/they begged people to subscribe on Youtube. And they did, of course. So if you ever hear of PurplePizzaPokemon, or FoxioLinkus, know that they will subscribe if you beg enough.

The funny thing is that I've called Sbro a bitch, fag, and wiitard in the past, and you know what he sees me as? A frenemy. That is right, this/these 'smart people, person' doesn't know who's friend or foe.

I could go off on other rants. He's canadian. See how I said that as if it's a bad thing? I don't think it is, but I've seen a lot of jokes revolving around the stereotypical 'eh' added to the end of their questions. I could talk about how he's a Jew, except for the fact that I don't know what a Jew is, precisely. I know all I need to, of course (WWII).

So, because I know that there are some whiny bitches who would report my ass in a minute, know that I mean no offense you/you guys, when it comes to that last paragraph. Everything else, OFFENSE. (See, I'm being honest. And honesty is the best policy, unless it's not.)


Finally, the most wonderful time of the year is here, starting with my birthday, November 14th. So, as my present, how about you subscribe to the RSS Feed, or my Youtube Channel?

http://www.youtube.com/user/Nintendhater?feature=mhee

http://www.youtube.com/user/SBroproductions
http://www.youtube.com/user/Wegotlazy

An Interview with Sotendo360, pt. 2

I know, I haven't posted in days, and with good reason, too. Reasons you can't know, of course. So, continuing with my little interview, I asked Sotendo who was his favorite fellow defender. And he said....



Jeez...everyone loves me....even myself. But my favorite defender is sebkav.

Have a least favorite? (Look at me, trying to start drama)


If they defend Nintendo then I have no beef with them.

Of course. If Nintendo ended up on the same path as Sega, would you buy another company's console for the games?

Would you go to a crack house to sober up?

I'll take that as a no. I must ask, have you ever played a shooter?

Yes I have. Metroid,Conduit,Gears of War(all of these games that have sequals I have played)Call of Duty,and Battlefield. Would RE count also?

Isn't GoW a Microsoft exclusive?

Yes it is Bob... 

You told me that you play GoW...yet, you also say you are a Nintendo fanboy. Explain, please.

Well the reason why I play Gears of War is because Cliffy B(one of the creators) Is also a Nintendo fan. He also supports the Wii U. Here is one of his quotes," It's Nintendo. I'll buy it. They'll talk shit but they'll buy it." So yeah....Cliffy B is one cool cat.

So what would you do if Jack Tretton liked Nintendo?

Screw Jackass Tretton. Although I don't have a problem of the CEO of Sony. That Japanese dude said this," I like Nintendo. I hope they succeed. They innovate. And that is good for us." So yeah. Jackass Tretton is just pure gay ass fanboy.

And I will take that as a no... Back to GoW, since you play it, do you play the 360?

Nope....Haven't played it in over a month. You see here..The reason I bought it was because it was Christmas...I was thinking about my little brother who liked games like Call of Duty and war games. And since he was 11 back then...Oh I thought he would like to burn that spastic energy out dancing like an ass with Kinect. Boom 2 weeks later Xbox gets Red Dot of Death and we sell Kinect to buy a 3DS. And I haven't even owned any games on it.

Okay, last two questions. You are probably going to buy the wii u...what's your favorite and least favorite thing about it?

My favorite thing about the Wii U is...well the Wii U itself. What's to hate? My least favorite thing about the Wii U is....WHY ISN'T IT OUT NOW?!

Now, last question, even though it's not a question. I would like for you to convince me to buy the wii u....why should I?


Alright. The Wii U's underclocked dev. kits tech demo was 30% of what the Wii U can do. The PS3 couldn't handle that. So you know...epic graphics. The games. It's gonna have the same 3rd party games as the PS3. It's gonna have HD Zelda. HD Metroid maybe with online. HD Mario maybe like a SMG which had excellent graphics on a 480p system. The online is gonna be great. That's why Ghost Recon ONLINE is going to be on it. You know we really don't need a Blu Ray. Just adds to the price. It's just an HD DVD player. People have DVD players laying all around the place.

Pretty good reasons...nothing new...but pretty good reasons.

Well thank you for your time. That's just about all I can say.

Thank you, Nintendhater! Are you single?








Not going to answer that. Soon, I will post my second interview, along with our new fag of the week! 


DO NOT FOR GET TO SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL, AND SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THE BLOG. THANKS IN ADVANCE.


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An Interview w/ Sotendo360

I got the chance to chat for a little while with one of my favorite Nintendnerds. I asked Sotendo a few questions, and here's what he had to say.




Aight aight...I'm actually a Nintendo fanboy. Not a Nintenfag....I can also be a Nintendawg. I prefer Nintendude over Sotendo360 and Sotendo.

Right, whatever. Question, why is your name Sotendo360 when you are in fact a Nintendo fanboy?

Well you see here...Bob, My little brother actually made this account. Me being well of course...ME! Took over the account. He likes all 3 companies(Nintendo being the best) While I only like 1(of course it's Nintendo).

But why do you like only Nintendo?

Sorry I'm on my 3DS right now actually. My sister wanted to get on Facebook....DAMN YOU SISTER!!! Well the reason I like Nintendo more is obvious.....They make the best games. Sony makes games where you are a white ass, bald, Tarzan with 2 swords(Kratos).

And Microsoft?

 

They have Halo.........Do I really need to explain how much I hate them? Now let me ask you a question Bob.... Why do you gotta hate on Nintendo? And rumor...Apparently the Vita isn't really HD it's like 120p....So yeah that's trash.

Excuse me, but I ask you answer. Next question, there's got to be at least one thing you dislike about Nintendo...what is it?

There is one thing I hate......1 thing.........AND THAT IS WHY ISN'T THE WII U OUT NOW?!.... And is your name really Bob...OR IS IT GABE?!

Do you think the wii u can potentially be a failure?

Hell no. It's gonna market to the hardcore and casual...So if it fails to market to either...it can fall back on one of the 2. Also it's going to have great 3rd party support amazing 1st party and new IP's.... It's also powerful. So...yeah. How old are you Bob?

I can tell you that later...You are familiar with the defender v. troll breakout of comments on Youtube, right?

Yes I am... You see...I'm a defender. It is my job to confront the trolls head on. If they talk crap I'm there to talk smack back...They even have a theme song for me....The call me the DEFENDER.

Who's your least favorite troll?

You....

Thank you! And who's your favorite?




Who is his favorite? Let's find out, in pt. 2! And don't forget to subscribe to both me and Sotendo360, most importantly, me!