Monday, October 31, 2011
What Will Happen Tonight?
Tonight, at around 9:00, I will be interviewing some very persistent Nintendnerds. This will get interesting, so stay tuned!
Sunday, October 30, 2011
The Blog So Far
I must say, posting on this blog has been tiring, but it's fun, attempting to make jokes and whatnot. However, I have been receiving a little hate mail, so I have a few more rules
2. Two posts a day- I will try, but there will be exceptions
3. Typos- I will make grammatical errors, I don't need hate for it.
Now, let's go on the Youtube aspect of things. I plan on making my blog and my channel hand-in-hand, so you can get all the hate I give out. So, if you follow the blog, why not subscribe to my channel? I already have a DS-hammer session coming.
And in the short four days the blog has existed, 91 people have viewed. And I have one follower, SonyPWNsNintendont. That's his Youtube username, so don't forget to subscribe! Plus, don't forget to spread the word about the blog. The more, the merrier. And hey, maybe I'll send one lucky person a hammered up DS.
And on that note, have a Merry Halloween. Remember, if you're old enough to get your own candy, it's time to stop trick-or-treating. And don't forget to follow and subscribe!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Nintendhater
http://www.youtube.com/user/SonyPWNsNintendont
2. Two posts a day- I will try, but there will be exceptions
3. Typos- I will make grammatical errors, I don't need hate for it.
Now, let's go on the Youtube aspect of things. I plan on making my blog and my channel hand-in-hand, so you can get all the hate I give out. So, if you follow the blog, why not subscribe to my channel? I already have a DS-hammer session coming.
And in the short four days the blog has existed, 91 people have viewed. And I have one follower, SonyPWNsNintendont. That's his Youtube username, so don't forget to subscribe! Plus, don't forget to spread the word about the blog. The more, the merrier. And hey, maybe I'll send one lucky person a hammered up DS.
And on that note, have a Merry Halloween. Remember, if you're old enough to get your own candy, it's time to stop trick-or-treating. And don't forget to follow and subscribe!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Nintendhater
http://www.youtube.com/user/SonyPWNsNintendont
Rules (Updated)
Rules of my Youtube Channel
1. If you send a friend request, I must know you, or at least know you hate Nintendo
2. If you subscribe, do not expect me to subscribe back. I do not subscribe to anybody.
3. Do not tell me to GTFO!! or something like that. I will not.
4. Several comments are deleted each week, so don't think I am crazy when I reply to people. If you'd like to know the comments, P.M. me and I will tell you.
5. I am not a Sony fanboy, but rather just a hater of Nintendo.
6. Insults will be treated very lightly. You have been warned.
7. I am a man of replies. If you reply to me, I probably will reply to you, so don't say "don't even bother to reply" or something like that.
8. Nintend is short for Nintendo. If you ask why I hate Nintendo, you must refer to my blog. If you ask if I dislike the wii u or the wii or the ds or Zelda or anything, refer to my username and you will get your answer.
Rules of the Blog
1. You may comment, for or against me.
1. If you send a friend request, I must know you, or at least know you hate Nintendo
2. If you subscribe, do not expect me to subscribe back. I do not subscribe to anybody.
3. Do not tell me to GTFO!! or something like that. I will not.
4. Several comments are deleted each week, so don't think I am crazy when I reply to people. If you'd like to know the comments, P.M. me and I will tell you.
5. I am not a Sony fanboy, but rather just a hater of Nintendo.
6. Insults will be treated very lightly. You have been warned.
7. I am a man of replies. If you reply to me, I probably will reply to you, so don't say "don't even bother to reply" or something like that.
8. Nintend is short for Nintendo. If you ask why I hate Nintendo, you must refer to my blog. If you ask if I dislike the wii u or the wii or the ds or Zelda or anything, refer to my username and you will get your answer.
Rules of the Blog
1. You may comment, for or against me.
Storytime!
This is the story of how Nintendhater was born.
There used to be a boy, 10 years old, who simply LOVED Nintendo. He only had a gamecube and a DS, but he was their biggest fan. He made Mario fan stories all the time, and didn't even know of the PS or the xbox's existence. One day, that 10 year old decided he wanted a wii. He got that wii, and he just didn't like it. Then he saw the Truth. Other kids at school had already seen It. The games had the WORST graphics, and were repetitive. He found the competitors were much better.
The games were just what he had inside always wanted. As his love for the other consoles grew, so did his dislike for Ninty (which he refused to call it that anymore) Then, he made important discoveries, such as console power, and graphics, and ratings and all that crap.
He realized that Nintendo was always lacking in those categories. The competitors were much, much better. Now, he just hated Nintendo. They had cheated him out of hid money. There was something so much better available. He thought, "why couldn't Nintendo be like these guys?"
Because Nintendo wanted money off of cheap graphics, and power. And they got it, too. It was unfair to the public, yet they kept on buying the same old Mario game with a different title every 3 years.
The boy, now about 13, was just sick with Nintendo. He was done. He apologized to his mother for making her buy his crap. And he cheerfully threw every Nintendo product he had in the trash.
Then he realized, why did people not know the Truth? He, now 15, had watched people on the youtube wii u video saying how AWESOME it was. But these people just didn't know. It was a shame.
He had seen people trolling, (arbit, aziantroll) and practiced how they trolled. He thought that if he added a bit more intellect to the statements ( no offense, fellow trolls), people would see the Truth.
Thus, he started researching his future enemies. He knew that as soon as he posted the first hated comment, people would come like mice to the trap.
He did just that, and everybody did exactly what he thought they would do. They didn't see It. But he did.
And that is the story of how Nintendhater was born.
The End.
There used to be a boy, 10 years old, who simply LOVED Nintendo. He only had a gamecube and a DS, but he was their biggest fan. He made Mario fan stories all the time, and didn't even know of the PS or the xbox's existence. One day, that 10 year old decided he wanted a wii. He got that wii, and he just didn't like it. Then he saw the Truth. Other kids at school had already seen It. The games had the WORST graphics, and were repetitive. He found the competitors were much better.
The games were just what he had inside always wanted. As his love for the other consoles grew, so did his dislike for Ninty (which he refused to call it that anymore) Then, he made important discoveries, such as console power, and graphics, and ratings and all that crap.
He realized that Nintendo was always lacking in those categories. The competitors were much, much better. Now, he just hated Nintendo. They had cheated him out of hid money. There was something so much better available. He thought, "why couldn't Nintendo be like these guys?"
Because Nintendo wanted money off of cheap graphics, and power. And they got it, too. It was unfair to the public, yet they kept on buying the same old Mario game with a different title every 3 years.
The boy, now about 13, was just sick with Nintendo. He was done. He apologized to his mother for making her buy his crap. And he cheerfully threw every Nintendo product he had in the trash.
Then he realized, why did people not know the Truth? He, now 15, had watched people on the youtube wii u video saying how AWESOME it was. But these people just didn't know. It was a shame.
He had seen people trolling, (arbit, aziantroll) and practiced how they trolled. He thought that if he added a bit more intellect to the statements ( no offense, fellow trolls), people would see the Truth.
Thus, he started researching his future enemies. He knew that as soon as he posted the first hated comment, people would come like mice to the trap.
He did just that, and everybody did exactly what he thought they would do. They didn't see It. But he did.
And that is the story of how Nintendhater was born.
The End.
Why Mario Sucks: Characters
We all know Mario, that pudgy Italian plumber in the overalls. Over the years, we can all admit to playing at least one Mario game. And the fact is, we (including me) enjoyed it. But gameplay's not what people hate about Mario. One of the things I hate are those damn characters.
Mario- My biggest beef with Mario is the fact that he isn't a character, he's an avatar. Many games have characters who are in fact an actual character, and an avatar (Ex. Drake from Uncharted). But Mario isn't a character. You could replace him with Obama, me, or a moving radio and all you would have to change is the name of the game.
Luigi- Same as Mario. However, one thing I like about Luigi is the fact that he's a coward. More on that below.
Hope you enjoyed, or at the very least, read this post! Don't forget to subscribe to the blog and my Youtube channel!
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Mario- My biggest beef with Mario is the fact that he isn't a character, he's an avatar. Many games have characters who are in fact an actual character, and an avatar (Ex. Drake from Uncharted). But Mario isn't a character. You could replace him with Obama, me, or a moving radio and all you would have to change is the name of the game.
Luigi- Same as Mario. However, one thing I like about Luigi is the fact that he's a coward. More on that below.
Hope you enjoyed, or at the very least, read this post! Don't forget to subscribe to the blog and my Youtube channel!
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Merry Halloween!
Friday, October 28, 2011
Why Nintendo Fanboys Suck: They Can't See the Truth
You're going to look at the title and think "Hey, this guy's just some random guy who hates Nintendo. Ignoring." Well if you say that chances are the title of this post is referring to you (Yes, you!).
Nintendo fanboys, I can't stand them. They're annoying, hypocritical, know-it-alls, but if there's one thing they're good at, it's rushing to Nintendo's defense. Everything Nintendo does is not wrong at all to them, nothing at all. For example, I was recently having a with a fanboy, who will be featured on this blog sooner or later.
Me: What games are good for the 3ds?
"The upcoming games. Mario Kart, Monster Hunter, Kid Icarus, Kingdom Hearts ect. 3DS has better online Blu Ray is not really useful for video games besides using the disk format. There are a lot of new upcoming features for the 3DS so you judging it right now makes no sense cause like every console it gets better as time goes on"
Me: I don't care for the future, I want good games that are out NOW.
"They have given release dates for these games so complaining each day is not changing anything."
Me: Of course! But I still want to know what great games for the 3ds I can go and get right now, not for Christmas.
"Yes i realize you want the Games. But we have all realized when these games come out they will not magically appear Tomorrow. They take time making games so they are good they dont just rush them out"
Me: So you're saying that the reason Mario wasn't at launch was because they need time? Nintendo isn't stupid. One Mario at launch= sales, more than the pathetic number they have now.
"They put it Out Too Early I guess. They dont want to make a Terrible Mario game or people think they would just lose their touch making those games. And the Numbers they have now were better than the PS3 and 360 at Launch for them"
See what I mean? Nintendo's always right. The 3ds launch was a mistake on every aspect. Nintendo must be very stupid, because the only reason they are not like Sega now is because of that italian plumber and the March 17th pointy-eared guy. Metroid? Please. Smash Bros? Forget it. Even Pokemon, every 8 year old's dream, is a no-go. It's Mario and Link. To not have one of those games at launch is ridiculous. Nintendo claims they learned a bitter lesson, and that lesson is "If we don't have Mario, we will fail." There WILL be a Mario or Zelda game at Wii U launch, and if the 3ds gets wayyyyy more sales this Christmas, the bitter lesson will no doubt be valid.
But because there is a flicker at the end of the tunnel, Nintendo is right. Which calls for an epic *facepalm*. We all know what Nintendnerds will say if I call the Wii awful. "Then why does it have 80 million units sold?"
The Wii I will admit, was not a mistake in some ways, but an epic fail in others. The Wii is the cause of this very blog, which you all hate. There are more reasons, but that is for a later rant.
But you know what? Nintendnerds will give you that response we all know. Cue whiny voice. "But what about it's AMAZING games?" They resort to the games. Super Smash Bros Brawl, Mario Galaxy, Twilight Princess. And Link and Mario are the only two common characters on the list. Sad. Because Nintendo is always right.
"They saved gaming"
"They revolutionized gaming"
"They're games have amazing gameplay!"
It all proves one thing: Nintendnerds suck.
Have a Merry Halloween, and don't forget to subscribe to my Youtube channel!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Nintendhater?feature=mhsn
Nintendo fanboys, I can't stand them. They're annoying, hypocritical, know-it-alls, but if there's one thing they're good at, it's rushing to Nintendo's defense. Everything Nintendo does is not wrong at all to them, nothing at all. For example, I was recently having a with a fanboy, who will be featured on this blog sooner or later.
Me: What games are good for the 3ds?
"The upcoming games. Mario Kart, Monster Hunter, Kid Icarus, Kingdom Hearts ect. 3DS has better online Blu Ray is not really useful for video games besides using the disk format. There are a lot of new upcoming features for the 3DS so you judging it right now makes no sense cause like every console it gets better as time goes on"
Me: I don't care for the future, I want good games that are out NOW.
"They have given release dates for these games so complaining each day is not changing anything."
Me: Of course! But I still want to know what great games for the 3ds I can go and get right now, not for Christmas.
"Yes i realize you want the Games. But we have all realized when these games come out they will not magically appear Tomorrow. They take time making games so they are good they dont just rush them out"
Me: So you're saying that the reason Mario wasn't at launch was because they need time? Nintendo isn't stupid. One Mario at launch= sales, more than the pathetic number they have now.
"They put it Out Too Early I guess. They dont want to make a Terrible Mario game or people think they would just lose their touch making those games. And the Numbers they have now were better than the PS3 and 360 at Launch for them"
See what I mean? Nintendo's always right. The 3ds launch was a mistake on every aspect. Nintendo must be very stupid, because the only reason they are not like Sega now is because of that italian plumber and the March 17th pointy-eared guy. Metroid? Please. Smash Bros? Forget it. Even Pokemon, every 8 year old's dream, is a no-go. It's Mario and Link. To not have one of those games at launch is ridiculous. Nintendo claims they learned a bitter lesson, and that lesson is "If we don't have Mario, we will fail." There WILL be a Mario or Zelda game at Wii U launch, and if the 3ds gets wayyyyy more sales this Christmas, the bitter lesson will no doubt be valid.
But because there is a flicker at the end of the tunnel, Nintendo is right. Which calls for an epic *facepalm*. We all know what Nintendnerds will say if I call the Wii awful. "Then why does it have 80 million units sold?"
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| The Wii. A console straight from the Devil. |
The Wii I will admit, was not a mistake in some ways, but an epic fail in others. The Wii is the cause of this very blog, which you all hate. There are more reasons, but that is for a later rant.
But you know what? Nintendnerds will give you that response we all know. Cue whiny voice. "But what about it's AMAZING games?" They resort to the games. Super Smash Bros Brawl, Mario Galaxy, Twilight Princess. And Link and Mario are the only two common characters on the list. Sad. Because Nintendo is always right.
"They saved gaming"
"They revolutionized gaming"
"They're games have amazing gameplay!"
It all proves one thing: Nintendnerds suck.
Have a Merry Halloween, and don't forget to subscribe to my Youtube channel!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Nintendhater?feature=mhsn
Thursday, October 27, 2011
Fag of the Week: FoxioLinkus
This is a recurring post dedicated to my friends on Youtube. Every week, I will tell you about one very interesting fag.
First: FoxioLinkus. Now if you haven't guessed, Foxio's name is a simple equation.
Fox+Mario+Link+Samus=FoxioLinkus
FoxioLinkus is a 30 year old bum dedicated to opinions and being hypocritical. As stated, he is a fag who I do not like at all. In fact, I hate him.
"But why?"
Because he liked Nintendo, of course! And such a hypocrite. All Nintendo fans are, but more on that later.
Check out FoxioLinkus's channel on Youtube! And mine too, of course. And have a Merry Halloween!
First: FoxioLinkus. Now if you haven't guessed, Foxio's name is a simple equation.
Fox+Mario+Link+Samus=FoxioLinkus
FoxioLinkus is a 30 year old bum dedicated to opinions and being hypocritical. As stated, he is a fag who I do not like at all. In fact, I hate him.
"But why?"
Because he liked Nintendo, of course! And such a hypocrite. All Nintendo fans are, but more on that later.
Check out FoxioLinkus's channel on Youtube! And mine too, of course. And have a Merry Halloween!
Welcome!
Hello, people of Earth! Or whoever you are. My name is Christian Myers, but you all can, scratch that, will refer to me as Nintendhater.
"Why is my name that, Nintendhater?"
Because I hate Nintend+o= Nintendo. That is right, this a gaming blog among millions. If you are not a gamer, fuck off!
All Nintendo fans are welcome, I made this blog for two purposes. First, to annoy Nintendnerds (otherwise known as fags). Second, and most importantly, to spread the Truth.
"What is the Truth?"
The truth is the fact that Nintendo sucks (both ways). Throughout each post, I will try to lean people towards the Truth. Now, on to rules of the blog!
1. You may comment. For or against me.
2.That's just about all of the rules.
Enjoy! First real post tonight! And don't forget to subscribe to my Youtube Channel!
"Why is my name that, Nintendhater?"
Because I hate Nintend+o= Nintendo. That is right, this a gaming blog among millions. If you are not a gamer, fuck off!
All Nintendo fans are welcome, I made this blog for two purposes. First, to annoy Nintendnerds (otherwise known as fags). Second, and most importantly, to spread the Truth.
"What is the Truth?"
The truth is the fact that Nintendo sucks (both ways). Throughout each post, I will try to lean people towards the Truth. Now, on to rules of the blog!
1. You may comment. For or against me.
2.That's just about all of the rules.
Enjoy! First real post tonight! And don't forget to subscribe to my Youtube Channel!
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| If you dare!! Happy Halloween, folks! |
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Wario- He's not original. Wario, alongside his pedophilish friend Waluigi, were just made to be mirror counterparts of Mario and Luigi. One game is fine, but him in several is just ridiculous.
Yoshi- Fag
DK- I must admit, the gorilla's a pimp, what with his slut of a girlfriend.
But DK doesn't know how to fight. Why, in his first appearance, he threw BARRELS at a regular human. Come, on, a 600 lb monkey can't go up to the guy and knock him one? Just once?
Bowser- The guy is an evil, giant, spiny, turtle. If I were Mario, I would be scared out of my mind. Luigi has every right to be a coward. Yet, all he does is lust after Peach. Why not take over McDonald's or something? He has all of those goombas and koopas, he can do something other than putting them in constant danger.