Hi everybody, Nintendhater here signing off.
I am pleasantly surprised by how many have taken the time to comment and view this crappy little blog, so for you sixteen or so people, I feel I should come out with some things.
First off, this blog was written when I was just thirteen. When the June 2011 trailer for the Wii U, I created Nintendhater (no "o") to weigh in my opinion. In short, I became obsessed.
OBSESSED. I would reply to Nintendfans on that one video till three in the morning.
But I got bored. I always say that Nintendfans always say the same things, but in reality, the haters also say the same things. It's quite repetitive. So that's why I stopped commenting on that 2011 video. And that's why I stopped posting on this blog.
So what now? I don't have a Wii U, and I have absolutely no intentions of getting one. But just for you Nintendfans, you'll be happy to know that I have no intention of getting any other console soon for that matter.
I did used to like Nintendo. But they're on Mario Party TEN. An umpteenth NSMB. Wii Sports Club (really?).
Look at Smash Bros. and you'll see what made Ninty famous in the first place. It's 2014 and y'all are still clamoring for a GameCube controller. Umm, that's a problem. Nintendo needs to get bigger and better. There should be no need for looking back at Memory Lane. Enough with the repetitive games.
Maybe you'll see that by SSB7.
There's still a Nintendo fan in me. Somewhere.
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Recently, I've noticed that my pages are empty as your bank account. So, please look forward to more images, interviews, photos, and videos being added.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
How the Heck Can the Wii U Succeed?
Before I begin my rant which you are sure to hate, first let me tell you that what I am about to say is completely True.
First, let me summarize just what the Wii U is. As Wii sales, and just about every other console's sales continue to fail, Nintendo needs a new console to give them more money. This is probably Nintendo knows that it is about to go on Death Row, a place Sega knows all too well.
Thus, Nintendo made the Wii U, to be released this year. A basic summary of the console can be found here.
The question is, how can this console succeed?
Let's wind the clock back to 2006. The tech world was very young, and with the CrapCube and the Big Mac called the Xbox controller becoming, it was time for a revolution (we instead got the Wii).
Nintendo basked in glory, but times have changed.
2007- iPhone is released.
2009- Angry Birds becomes available.
2010- iPad is released.
2011 to the present- Wii sales slump.
I made that crappy little timeline to prove a point. Smartphones, tablets, and social/mobile gaming have taken a piss all over console gaming. Want proof? Look at the PS Vita.
The Wii U's competition is not only the 360 and PS3, but its competition is the modern tech world as we know it.
Sure, Nintendo has been known to do great things, but companies like Apple are battering on tech giants like Nokia, RIM, and yes, even Sony and Microsoft.
Why not Nintendo?
First, let me summarize just what the Wii U is. As Wii sales, and just about every other console's sales continue to fail, Nintendo needs a new console to give them more money. This is probably Nintendo knows that it is about to go on Death Row, a place Sega knows all too well.
Thus, Nintendo made the Wii U, to be released this year. A basic summary of the console can be found here.
The question is, how can this console succeed?
Let's wind the clock back to 2006. The tech world was very young, and with the CrapCube and the Big Mac called the Xbox controller becoming, it was time for a revolution (we instead got the Wii).
Nintendo basked in glory, but times have changed.
2007- iPhone is released.
2009- Angry Birds becomes available.
2010- iPad is released.
2011 to the present- Wii sales slump.
I made that crappy little timeline to prove a point. Smartphones, tablets, and social/mobile gaming have taken a piss all over console gaming. Want proof? Look at the PS Vita.
The Wii U's competition is not only the 360 and PS3, but its competition is the modern tech world as we know it.
Sure, Nintendo has been known to do great things, but companies like Apple are battering on tech giants like Nokia, RIM, and yes, even Sony and Microsoft.
Why not Nintendo?
Monday, July 2, 2012
News: Wii U Games Priced at 100 Bucks
I am not lying here when I say that there are people being scanned at this very moment. Just when you thought 60 bucks for a decent PS3 game was too much, Nintendo has topped the price record, because they want Benjamin. Or at least, $99 plus tax.
Here is the link to New Super Mario Bros U:
http://www.amazon.com/Super-Mario-Bros-U-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B002I0K3CK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1341241560&sr=8-1&keywords=new+super+mario+bros+u
And Pikmin 3:
http://www.amazon.com/Pikmin-3-Nintendo-Wii-U/dp/B0050SWBAE/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1341241620&sr=1-1&keywords=pikmin+3
And the
http://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-Land-Wii-U/dp/B002I0K3M0/ref=pd_rhf_se_shvl1
Shocker, right? Who's going to buy these games? *cough* not me *cough*.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
E3 2012: Nintendo
Yes folks, it's that time of year again. Every year, I watch Nintendo publicly embarrass themselves, and this year, things got very interesting.
Now, will I commentate on Sony and Microsoft's performances, no, because this a blog dedicated nonetheless to Nintendo. However, I will tell you that Xbox Smartglass will most likely trump the Wii U. And speaking of Wii U, here are some interesting things I got from Nintendo's fag show.
1. New first party titles. I have never, ever been a fan of Nintendo's original games, and games like 'Pikmin 3' did not change my mind at all.
What you just saw, or hopefully saw, was a horrific new Mario game. If you didn't watch the video, let me tell you whats new-NOTHING. Sure, new levels and bosses, but hello, that's every single Mario game.
Oh, and that 'glorious looking' Legend of Zelda demo we saw last year? Zelda made a no show this year, but hey, at least you get the way less attractive Pikmin 3!
2. Wii U Controllers. When I see the 6 inch monstrosity that is the Wii U controller, I can't help gagging. I mean, seriously, look at how big this thing is!
My Lord. That controller will be heavily criticized, it's very obvious. But hey, if you don't want to use it, you can at least use the new Wii U Pro Controller!
Yes, yes, that is a real controller, and is also a real rip-off. As far as I'm concerned, there are no excuses to that Class 9 Copy-Catting.
Check the blog regularly for updates to this post.
Now, will I commentate on Sony and Microsoft's performances, no, because this a blog dedicated nonetheless to Nintendo. However, I will tell you that Xbox Smartglass will most likely trump the Wii U. And speaking of Wii U, here are some interesting things I got from Nintendo's fag show.
What you just saw, or hopefully saw, was a horrific new Mario game. If you didn't watch the video, let me tell you whats new-NOTHING. Sure, new levels and bosses, but hello, that's every single Mario game.
Oh, and that 'glorious looking' Legend of Zelda demo we saw last year? Zelda made a no show this year, but hey, at least you get the way less attractive Pikmin 3!
2. Wii U Controllers. When I see the 6 inch monstrosity that is the Wii U controller, I can't help gagging. I mean, seriously, look at how big this thing is!
My Lord. That controller will be heavily criticized, it's very obvious. But hey, if you don't want to use it, you can at least use the new Wii U Pro Controller!
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Tuesday, April 24, 2012
April
Hello, haters and hated.
It has certainly been a great deal of time since my last post, March 3rd, to be specific. Let's all just say that there was an "outside influence" and Nintendhater wasn't available.
On to Nintendhating!
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It has certainly been a great deal of time since my last post, March 3rd, to be specific. Let's all just say that there was an "outside influence" and Nintendhater wasn't available.
On to Nintendhating!
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Saturday, March 3, 2012
The Results Are In!
Greetings, haters and hated! I hope you had a horrendous February, but who cares! March time!
Now that the whole introductory s**t is done, it's time to move on to the true meaning of this post. And that reason just happens to be the results of a poll I set of a long, long time ago (back when LiLo had a clean record).
The question was, "Why Do You Dislike Nintendo?"
The folks here at Nintendhating Inc. received a whopping 6 votes, one from me. Here were the choices:
Now that the whole introductory s**t is done, it's time to move on to the true meaning of this post. And that reason just happens to be the results of a poll I set of a long, long time ago (back when LiLo had a clean record).
The question was, "Why Do You Dislike Nintendo?"
The folks here at Nintendhating Inc. received a whopping 6 votes, one from me. Here were the choices:
I don't, idiot.
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