Friday, July 13, 2012
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Recently, I've noticed that my pages are empty as your bank account. So, please look forward to more images, interviews, photos, and videos being added.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
How the Heck Can the Wii U Succeed?
Before I begin my rant which you are sure to hate, first let me tell you that what I am about to say is completely True.
First, let me summarize just what the Wii U is. As Wii sales, and just about every other console's sales continue to fail, Nintendo needs a new console to give them more money. This is probably Nintendo knows that it is about to go on Death Row, a place Sega knows all too well.
Thus, Nintendo made the Wii U, to be released this year. A basic summary of the console can be found here.
The question is, how can this console succeed?
Let's wind the clock back to 2006. The tech world was very young, and with the CrapCube and the Big Mac called the Xbox controller becoming, it was time for a revolution (we instead got the Wii).
Nintendo basked in glory, but times have changed.
2007- iPhone is released.
2009- Angry Birds becomes available.
2010- iPad is released.
2011 to the present- Wii sales slump.
I made that crappy little timeline to prove a point. Smartphones, tablets, and social/mobile gaming have taken a piss all over console gaming. Want proof? Look at the PS Vita.
The Wii U's competition is not only the 360 and PS3, but its competition is the modern tech world as we know it.
Sure, Nintendo has been known to do great things, but companies like Apple are battering on tech giants like Nokia, RIM, and yes, even Sony and Microsoft.
Why not Nintendo?
First, let me summarize just what the Wii U is. As Wii sales, and just about every other console's sales continue to fail, Nintendo needs a new console to give them more money. This is probably Nintendo knows that it is about to go on Death Row, a place Sega knows all too well.
Thus, Nintendo made the Wii U, to be released this year. A basic summary of the console can be found here.
The question is, how can this console succeed?
Let's wind the clock back to 2006. The tech world was very young, and with the CrapCube and the Big Mac called the Xbox controller becoming, it was time for a revolution (we instead got the Wii).
Nintendo basked in glory, but times have changed.
2007- iPhone is released.
2009- Angry Birds becomes available.
2010- iPad is released.
2011 to the present- Wii sales slump.
I made that crappy little timeline to prove a point. Smartphones, tablets, and social/mobile gaming have taken a piss all over console gaming. Want proof? Look at the PS Vita.
The Wii U's competition is not only the 360 and PS3, but its competition is the modern tech world as we know it.
Sure, Nintendo has been known to do great things, but companies like Apple are battering on tech giants like Nokia, RIM, and yes, even Sony and Microsoft.
Why not Nintendo?
Monday, July 2, 2012
News: Wii U Games Priced at 100 Bucks
I am not lying here when I say that there are people being scanned at this very moment. Just when you thought 60 bucks for a decent PS3 game was too much, Nintendo has topped the price record, because they want Benjamin. Or at least, $99 plus tax.
Here is the link to New Super Mario Bros U:
http://www.amazon.com/Super-Mario-Bros-U-Nintendo-Wii/dp/B002I0K3CK/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1341241560&sr=8-1&keywords=new+super+mario+bros+u
And Pikmin 3:
http://www.amazon.com/Pikmin-3-Nintendo-Wii-U/dp/B0050SWBAE/ref=sr_1_1?s=videogames&ie=UTF8&qid=1341241620&sr=1-1&keywords=pikmin+3
And the
http://www.amazon.com/Nintendo-Land-Wii-U/dp/B002I0K3M0/ref=pd_rhf_se_shvl1
Shocker, right? Who's going to buy these games? *cough* not me *cough*.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
E3 2012: Nintendo
Yes folks, it's that time of year again. Every year, I watch Nintendo publicly embarrass themselves, and this year, things got very interesting.
Now, will I commentate on Sony and Microsoft's performances, no, because this a blog dedicated nonetheless to Nintendo. However, I will tell you that Xbox Smartglass will most likely trump the Wii U. And speaking of Wii U, here are some interesting things I got from Nintendo's fag show.
1. New first party titles. I have never, ever been a fan of Nintendo's original games, and games like 'Pikmin 3' did not change my mind at all.
What you just saw, or hopefully saw, was a horrific new Mario game. If you didn't watch the video, let me tell you whats new-NOTHING. Sure, new levels and bosses, but hello, that's every single Mario game.
Oh, and that 'glorious looking' Legend of Zelda demo we saw last year? Zelda made a no show this year, but hey, at least you get the way less attractive Pikmin 3!
2. Wii U Controllers. When I see the 6 inch monstrosity that is the Wii U controller, I can't help gagging. I mean, seriously, look at how big this thing is!
My Lord. That controller will be heavily criticized, it's very obvious. But hey, if you don't want to use it, you can at least use the new Wii U Pro Controller!
Yes, yes, that is a real controller, and is also a real rip-off. As far as I'm concerned, there are no excuses to that Class 9 Copy-Catting.
Check the blog regularly for updates to this post.
Now, will I commentate on Sony and Microsoft's performances, no, because this a blog dedicated nonetheless to Nintendo. However, I will tell you that Xbox Smartglass will most likely trump the Wii U. And speaking of Wii U, here are some interesting things I got from Nintendo's fag show.
What you just saw, or hopefully saw, was a horrific new Mario game. If you didn't watch the video, let me tell you whats new-NOTHING. Sure, new levels and bosses, but hello, that's every single Mario game.
Oh, and that 'glorious looking' Legend of Zelda demo we saw last year? Zelda made a no show this year, but hey, at least you get the way less attractive Pikmin 3!
2. Wii U Controllers. When I see the 6 inch monstrosity that is the Wii U controller, I can't help gagging. I mean, seriously, look at how big this thing is!
My Lord. That controller will be heavily criticized, it's very obvious. But hey, if you don't want to use it, you can at least use the new Wii U Pro Controller!
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Check the blog regularly for updates to this post.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
April
Hello, haters and hated.
It has certainly been a great deal of time since my last post, March 3rd, to be specific. Let's all just say that there was an "outside influence" and Nintendhater wasn't available.
On to Nintendhating!
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It has certainly been a great deal of time since my last post, March 3rd, to be specific. Let's all just say that there was an "outside influence" and Nintendhater wasn't available.
On to Nintendhating!
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Saturday, March 3, 2012
The Results Are In!
Greetings, haters and hated! I hope you had a horrendous February, but who cares! March time!
Now that the whole introductory s**t is done, it's time to move on to the true meaning of this post. And that reason just happens to be the results of a poll I set of a long, long time ago (back when LiLo had a clean record).
The question was, "Why Do You Dislike Nintendo?"
The folks here at Nintendhating Inc. received a whopping 6 votes, one from me. Here were the choices:
Now that the whole introductory s**t is done, it's time to move on to the true meaning of this post. And that reason just happens to be the results of a poll I set of a long, long time ago (back when LiLo had a clean record).
The question was, "Why Do You Dislike Nintendo?"
The folks here at Nintendhating Inc. received a whopping 6 votes, one from me. Here were the choices:
I don't, idiot.
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Saturday, February 11, 2012
The Blog So Far (3rd Edition)
When I created this blog, I knew it would suck. I knew people were going to look at it and hate it. But you know what, I don't f****ng care!
Not only has my Youtube Channel reached 4,000 views, but this blog has reached just about 1,000 views, for an average of just about 2,500 views, which is very good, might I add. Plus, with 9 subscribers for my Youtube channel, two subscribers for the blog, and two followers for the blog (yes, they're two different things), it makes my gaming footprint that much bigger.
The blog has been tweaked a little, as I have said before, and it has so far been for the better.
Something has caught my interest. If you scroll to the bottom of this web page, you will see a poll, entitled, "Why do you hate Nintendo?". The poll's most popular answer is "I don't, Idiot". Now, what does this tell you? I'll tell you this, I was the one who voted "Wii" so that means that Nintendo fans are primarily looking at this blog. That, I must say, is very good, for Nintendo's fanbase is the target audience. The poll closes Valentine's Day, so be sure to voice your opinion.
"Anonymous" has yet to be found, but I have a suspect list about 1 person long. Do you hear that, Anonymous?
This year is the year of expansion, and in recognition of that, the 1st Annual Nintendhating day is coming soon. Also, expect to see Nintendhater popping up on a lot more gaming websites.
Now, when does Nintendhater usually post? The answer is, when I feel like it, which differs from the old posting schedules.
Interviews are something I absolutely love doing. If you want to discuss your hatred for Nintendo, or express your hatred for me, then you need to do one or more of the following-
-email me at thehatedbloginteractive@gmail.com
-P.M. me on Youtube or comment on my channel
-comment on this post
Not to mention your interview comes with free advertising for your blog/channel/facebook/whatever if requested, plus an additional reward to be discovered by you among the end of the interview.
Finally, in the spirit of Valentine's Day, do you...
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Monday, January 30, 2012
5 Awesome Pictures Against Nintendo
Have any pictures against Nintendo? Well, these people do!
5. Half and Half
Boy, look at this DS. Let me go for the record and say that this will probably never happen to a PSP. But lo and behold, Here's a DS that was accidentally dropped. Sad, right? Imagine if you're the poor schmuck who's DS is now trash because gravity played punchies with it. Fact of the matter is, most products these days don't split in half upon contact with the floor.
4. Same ol', Same ol'
Luigi, coward of the Mario series. Well, today he finally decided to get up and save a princess. Unfortunately, Mario's already got the job done. This strip was obviously made for two reasons: to criticize and to express humor. Both totally work.
3. Nintendo's Seal of Fail
Remember Nintendo's Seal of Quality? You know, the one that unsurprisingly disappeared around the debut of the Wii? Yeah, well it's been replaced, as the Wii is so bad that...
2. He Needs to Take a Dump on It
What? When you gotta go, you gotta go.
1. The Evolution of Nintendo
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Look at how far we've come over the years. Can you see where that Seal of Quality disappeared?
5. Half and Half
4. Same ol', Same ol'
Luigi, coward of the Mario series. Well, today he finally decided to get up and save a princess. Unfortunately, Mario's already got the job done. This strip was obviously made for two reasons: to criticize and to express humor. Both totally work.3. Nintendo's Seal of Fail
Remember Nintendo's Seal of Quality? You know, the one that unsurprisingly disappeared around the debut of the Wii? Yeah, well it's been replaced, as the Wii is so bad that...2. He Needs to Take a Dump on It
What? When you gotta go, you gotta go.1. The Evolution of Nintendo
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Look at how far we've come over the years. Can you see where that Seal of Quality disappeared?
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