5. Half and Half
Boy, look at this DS. Let me go for the record and say that this will probably never happen to a PSP. But lo and behold, Here's a DS that was accidentally dropped. Sad, right? Imagine if you're the poor schmuck who's DS is now trash because gravity played punchies with it. Fact of the matter is, most products these days don't split in half upon contact with the floor.
4. Same ol', Same ol'
3. Nintendo's Seal of Fail
2. He Needs to Take a Dump on It
1. The Evolution of Nintendo
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Look at how far we've come over the years. Can you see where that Seal of Quality disappeared?